- Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail.
Dan Castellaneta - Mothers of Teenagers Know Why Animals Eat Their Young.
Unknown - There are times when parenthood seems nothing more than feeding the hand that bites you.
Peter De Vries - Oh, high is the price of parenthood, and daughters may cost you double. You dare not forget, as you thought you could, that youth is a plague and a trouble.
Phyllis McGinley - I like children - fried.
WC Fields - The trouble with children is that they're not returnable.
Quentin Crisp - I Love children, especially when they cry for then someone takes them away.
Nancy Mitford - I never met a kid I liked.
WC Fields - Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head.
Martin Mull - My unhealthy affection for my second daughter has waned. Now I despise all my seven children equally.
Evelyn Waugh
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