- I love to go to the playground and watch the children jumping up and down. They don't know I'm firing blanks.
Emo Philips - There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children.
George Burns - Women who miscalculate are called mothers.
Abigail Van Buren - The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.
Clarence Darrow - The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids.
Jill Bensley - Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
Michael Levine - Simply having children does not make mothers.
John A. Shedd - The problem with children is that you have to put up with their parents.
Charles DeLint - My mom used to say it doesn't matter how many kids you have... because one kid'll take up 100% of your time so more kids can't possibly take up more than 100% of your time.
Karen Brown - Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it.
Jean Kerr
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