Childfree Quotes

• Having babies is fun, but babies grow up into people.
  
  M*A*S*H, Colonel Potter
• Insanity is hereditary - you get it from your kids.
  
  Sam Levenson
• The secret of dealing successfully with a child is not to be its parent.
  
  Mell Lazarus
• Parenthood is a lot easier to get into than out of. 
  
  Bruce Lansky
• Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age. 
  
  William Feather
• My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.
  
  Rita Rudner
• Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
  
  Sam Levenson

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